Hague in Afghanistan

by craig on May 23, 2010 8:46 am in Afghanistan

There has been a welcome lack of triumphalism from the Tory visit to Afghanistan and, unless I have missed it, a welcome lack of posing in body armour and camouflage gear. The talk has been of speeding up the training of the Afghan National Army so we can leave. This is of course a figleaf – the Afghan National Army is an anti-Pashtun alliance with US weapons, and will never be able to control the country. But the pragmatic desire to get out of there, whatever the excuse, is welcome.

I have been much heartened to see Bill Patey very close with the delegation, as UK Ambassador to Afghanistan. Bill’s predecessor, Sherard Cowper Coles, famously advocated that we should remain in military occupation for decades more to try to improve Afghanistan. I can guarantee that Bill will have no such crazed notions.

47 Comments

  1. Suhayl Saadi

    23 May, 2010 - 8:58 am

    I hope you’re right, Craig, but I fear that unless it becomes US policy to withdraw, the UK will find itself in (in a post-Suez arm-lock) for the long haul. But if you think it’s a possibility…

  2. lwtc247

    23 May, 2010 - 9:04 am

    Only when the very last killer in herr mudjesties govt returns, will I believe statements of leaving are correct. Words, like out politicians are cheap.

  3. Ishmael

    23 May, 2010 - 9:36 am

    Are the English really there to prevent terrorism on home soil? if so whose soil are we talking about, are we paying to prevent attacks on the USA. Domestic Terrorism is a law enforcement issue in that chosen country. if they leave civil war may be

  4. Craig

    23 May, 2010 - 10:04 am

    Ishmael,

    I think you would have to be seriously deluded to believe that this reduces the possibilities of attack on home soil.

    My prediciton is that you will not see any admission of this from the coalition, or any major announcement of policy change. What you will see is a rush to redefine objectives then announce they have been met.

    I don’t think we will stay till the US leave – and with the collapse of the Euro I think you’ll see other NATO countries hoofing it pdq.

  5. Parky

    23 May, 2010 - 11:09 am

    they seem to be using David Beckham for PR purposes at the moment, one ill advised photo-op shows him aiming a machine gun and grining about it…

  6. wendy

    23 May, 2010 - 2:28 pm

    beckhams presence indicates that its pr rather than any policy change in the making.

    considering the first phase of the military infrastructure is not to end til 2013 and new contracts are being negotiated would appear that the uk which has now placed uk troops under usa operational control will not be going anywhere soon.

    hague is a war hawk beholden to the israel lobby and fox et al are not so far behind.

    sorry but these are the same people who voted for war in iraq, have no regrets and justify it by comment of regime change (even though its against international law.

    similarly for afghanistan, the preposterous claim now a continuation of browns claims that afghansitan – (pakistan) is about our streets is of course nonsensical.

    sorry whereas blair concocted the lies to get into wars, the tories would have pursued them regardless… and hagues performance during the gaza war was a disgrace in his wholehearted support for the murderous israeli war machine.

  7. ScouseBilly

    23 May, 2010 - 2:32 pm

    Wendy,

    It seems they f***ed up.

    They were unaware that Beckham would be there capturing the headlines.

    Why did you assume the visits of Hague and Beckham are linked?

  8. Mark Golding - Children of Iraq

    23 May, 2010 - 3:03 pm

    From a tent in the Oxfordshire countryside

    Why are we in Afghanistan?

    Naval people tell me it is because Afghanistan provides strategic access to the Caspian Sea region, which harbours about 20 percent of the world’s proven reserves and one-eighth of the planet’s gas reserves.

    But that could be an ‘Angrysober’ ‘truther’ moment, disguising the real truth.

    Do we want to establish a client regime and a new political framework within which we can exert hegemonic control?

    Only if we can get away with it – and we cannot. So what is left?

    Simples! Counter-insurgency ‘black warfare’ using drones, SAS/SBS hit squads and civilian thugs to target the militants wherever they lurk!

    We must prevent the spread of the Islamic Caliphate according to Sir Richard Dannatt. That means our army must be controlled by America – and lo and behold – it is!

    Why MUST we?

    Especially as Christian leaders are now becoming aggressive and confrontational in America and spreading to Britain, while Iran’s Islamic leaders are urging a more peaceable and conciliatory approach on the Muslim Taliban.

    It seems we could do best in Afghanistan with Muslim peacemakers instead of Christian soldiers.

  9. Courtenay Barnett

    23 May, 2010 - 4:02 pm

    Ishamel – ” Are the English really there to prevent terrorism on home soil?”

    Consider the oil pipeline for an answer.

  10. Alfred

    23 May, 2010 - 4:35 pm

    Don’t you folks know anything? Canadians and Brits and all the other tributaries of Rome are in Afghanistan to help the US exercise control of the “pivot of World power” (TM, Zbzibneuzz ZZBrzrezzinzzzki).

    Look at the map: it’s the largest landmass, so the U.S. gotta have bases there, at least around the edges, or the U.S. ain’t the global hegemon, and if it ain’t the global hegemon, then Zbzibneuzz ZZBrzrezzinzzzki would no longer be able to go droning insanely on about geopolitical strategy, and global hegemony.

    What’s more, the Bush family’s stocks in companies that make very inefficient devices for killing people would go down in value. And quite likely your job would disappear too, since just about everyone I know in Britain works directly or indirectly for the military industrial complex.

  11. Paul Johnston

    23 May, 2010 - 4:58 pm

    Does this mean Afghanistan is essentially a failed state or can it survive within a federal system.

  12. ingo

    23 May, 2010 - 5:18 pm

    I agree with Craig and have said so before. Our ignorance of the Eickenberry rules, those we set governing the proportionality of etnic groups that serve in the Afghan army, is coming home to roost.

    The Pashtuns will never accept Tajik and Uzbek dominance in the army and police, it is a receipe for disaster, not just in Helmand but everywhere in southern Afghanistan. The EU has also lifted its arms embargo, plenty of heroin money has been converted to hardware and NATO is sooner or later the little piggy in the middle.

    America is looking to establishing super bases on the Border with Iran, for future control purposes.

    Zbiegnievs daft geostrategic’s are still guiding the actions of the US, In Pakistan their struggle is undermined by Israels interference in the Kashmir dispute and its training of Indian pilots, a good excuse to have people nearby should they be required for a cross border action.

    By the end of the year, maybe earlier, the US will be ready to confront Iran, well not directly, I’m sure israel will oblige, whilst watching pakistan closley and China even closer. This will stop some 17-20% of China oil and it will not sit by and watch what happens.

    So, it is important that the Lib Dems keep a distinctive distance from the cordialities of the friends of Israel. There is no need to go and sing the same tune condemning Iran, whatever vague Hague is told to say.

    We know he is in their pockets and that hsi first action condemning Irans nuclear programme as a priority, rather than addfressing the Afghan war as such, was designed to show the Lib dems who is making foreign policy in the Conservative party and that they’d better sign up to the same tune.

    They must not! cause the time will come when they will regret it.

  13. MJ

    23 May, 2010 - 5:18 pm

    “Does this mean Afghanistan is essentially a failed state”

    It is essentially an occupied state. It has been coveted and fought over by colonial powers for centuries for its strategic significance and its opium. During a brief respite in the mid-20th century when it was left to its own devices it did fine.

  14. Ron

    23 May, 2010 - 8:22 pm

    @Paul Johnston

    “Does this mean Afghanistan is essentially a failed state or can it survive within a federal system.”

    What a fucking stupid question. Twat!

    Sorry for this being just abusive, but how qtupid do you have to be to post something like that?

  15. Heat reader

    23 May, 2010 - 8:22 pm

    Big mistake to send Beckham.

    If you really want the Afghans to lose the will to live, send pouting Posh.

    It works for me.

  16. anno

    23 May, 2010 - 10:16 pm

    I remember hitch-hiking through Yugoslavia in the 1970s and Mrs T pretending that it was a far away, unknown land in the 1980s. I travelled to Pakistan in the 2000s and I expect this government to pretend it is a far away, unknown land with a civil war raging in the 2010s. The Tories may not pose triumphally like Brown and Blair, but they are trouble-makers and hand-washers extra-ordinaire. Do you remember when Maggie flew to Paris to have a cup of tea with Milosevic? Soon we will see Cameron flying to Dubai to have a cup of tea with Dostum.

    The LibDems are keeping their fingers and toes crossed, hoping it’s not going to end in tears. Everybody knows that they are the broomstick holding up the scarecrow of the bastard Tory party. Do you remember when Mrs Thatcher said that if you wanted something, you had to pay for it. Well. a brave new dawn of bank borrowing will bring in the Eco-energy transformation, then they’ll whack up the interest rates. You think your’e getting something free from the sun, and you’ll end up paying expensively in interest to the banks.

    The car always gets there faster if the children bounce up and down in the seats. The coalition will be more effective if the cheer-leaders keep shouting Hurra Hurra.

  17. kingfelix

    23 May, 2010 - 10:26 pm

    Changes in policy, thanks, not presentation.

  18. Paul Johnston

    23 May, 2010 - 10:32 pm

    Just wondering if Afghanistan has become like Yugoslavia in as much as the internal conflict between Pashtoon and the Uzbek/Tajik communities means they can come together to under one nation. We see all over the world nation states with different groupings and sometimes they seem to hold together (Belgium) and sometimes they don’t i.e.FYR.

  19. Suhayl Saadi

    23 May, 2010 - 11:12 pm

    Paul, that’s often because consistent actions by the USA and her allies deliberately divide (and rule) – the old British Empire maxim, effective for many, many decades in the various ‘pink’ patches of the globe.

  20. wendy

    24 May, 2010 - 12:21 am

    israels nukes offered to apartheid south africa ..

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/may/23/israel-south-africa-nuclear-weapons

  21. wendy

    24 May, 2010 - 12:23 am

    “It seems they f***ed up.

    They were unaware that Beckham would be there capturing the headlines.

    Why did you assume the visits of Hague and Beckham are linked?”

    i presumed it to be the case since that is how our govt works. it helps in their thinking to have an ‘icon’ supporting the war effort whilst they are there to sell their message to the public .. the dual approach.

  22. angrysoba

    24 May, 2010 - 1:53 am

    I was reading a review of that book on Israel-South Africa in the Economist yesterday.

  23. angrysoba

    24 May, 2010 - 2:21 am

    Mark Golding, surely a better parody on my name would be Angrysobber. It’s a better pisstake.

    You’re welcome!

    “Naval people tell me it is because Afghanistan provides strategic access to the Caspian Sea region, which harbours about 20 percent of the world’s proven reserves and one-eighth of the planet’s gas reserves.”

    Yes, but access requires stability of which there is none. Presumbably you would be FOR stabilization in Afghanistan and even FOR pipelines across the country given that Afghanistan is pretty cash-strapped right now or does the nihilist in you win out and you’d prefer the rustic exotic charms of absolute penury for the Third World?

    Now, some cynical folk like to believe that the NATO ISAF mission is designed to DEstabilize the country (and Pakistan too) to prevent pipelines traversing the territory from the Caspian to China.

    But whoever came up with that idea seems to have forgotten about a bloody big country called Kazakhstan (maybe they thought Sasha Baron-Cohen simply made up the country) which has a pretty much perfect geography for offering a route between Turkmenistan and China. In fact, it is so perfect that that is indeed what it’s being used for.

    So, good question, “What are we doing in Afghanistan?” because it certainly isn’t going to be used for trans-Afghan pipelines any time soon.

    “Especially as Christian leaders are now becoming aggressive and confrontational in America and spreading to Britain, while Iran’s Islamic leaders are urging a more peaceable and conciliatory approach on the Muslim Taliban.”

    What? Haven’t Iran and the Taliban been at daggers drawn a number of times now and did Taliban treat the Iranian diplomats in Mazar-e-Sharif with fraternal kindness?

    Is their man in Afghanistan, Ishmael Khan really very much better than the despicable Dostum or Gulbuddin Hekmatyar?

    Are you sure you’re not making that mistake of thinking that Iran’s leaders have no hardheaded geostrategic ideas of their own but produce tenth-rate propaganda in the knowledge that it is believe by the tenderheaded first-rate useful idiots of the West?

    Just Asking Questions…

  24. anno

    24 May, 2010 - 3:48 am

    Psalm 150.2

    All ye dissatisfied voters who did well under Mrs Thatcher and New Labour, but whose consciences have were bothered enough by the extremes of their policies to expel them when they went too far; all ye small governments and big governments; all ye reining back right-wingers and progressive left; all ye war on terror extremists and ye see no evil global traders; Praise your god, the Market, who’s currently scratching his stupid head as to why anybody thought he had any answers. Praise him and glorify him forever and what the fuck are you going to believe in now he is dead?

    Are you going to panic blindly and jump onto Obama’s Avatar epic notion of the New World Order? Or are you going to realise that economic theories based on interest have led us to all of the money being stolen by the bankers, and all of the world’s resources being channelled into attacking the Muslim countries? In these wars, unspeakable things have and are being done to Muslims. Are you going to continue to worship the Market? Are you going to join Obama’s New World Order? Or, are you going to come to your senses and listen to the common sense light of Islam, which they want to extinguish by their tongues or their technology? What is so difficult about worshipping God and trying to follow the commands of God?

  25. Alfred

    24 May, 2010 - 4:08 am

    Angry,

    Re: Just asking questions

    I have a question of my own.

    You fail to mention that “they attacked us on 9/11″ as so often parroted in Canada.

    Could that be because I’m right in saying that we’re in Afghanistan for Zbzigz Zbzrezinski’s geostrategical hegemonistical reasons, i.e., we are engaged in an illegal war of aggression – a crime for which the Western powers so santimoniously hanged sundry Nazis and Japs.

  26. angrysoba

    24 May, 2010 - 4:58 am

    “a crime for which the Western powers so santimoniously hanged sundry Nazis and Japs.”

    You’re not at a Klan meeting now Alfred. Kindly take off the hood and please refrain from using your racial slurs.

  27. torn

    24 May, 2010 - 8:47 am

    Craig

    I wonder what you make of the new defence secretary’s comments on Afghanistan, an ally, in his interview with the Times:

    http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article7134622.ece

    “We are not in Afghanistan for the sake of the education policy in a broken 13th-century country.”

    I can’t help wondering how this ignorant and jingoistic statement sits with the Lib Dems’ view of themselves as a “progressive” party.

  28. Paul Johnston

    24 May, 2010 - 8:58 am

    Re Suhayl Saadi

    Yes I’m not unaware of the causes just wondered if people think a tipping point has been reached. The borders imposed by colonial powers seem to be a mixture of ignorance and often malice (not sure if malice is the right word) more divide and conquer. You only have to look at the Soviet policy in the Caucasus with Ossetians in two different Republics or the Fergana Valley! The external borders of Afghanistan were set up not by the Afghans, you only have to look at the Wakhan corridor to see that.

    Paul

  29. Alfred

    24 May, 2010 - 3:59 pm

    Angy,

    “You’re not at a Klan meeting now Alfred. Kindly take off the hood and please refrain from using your racial slurs.”

    What the fuck are you talking about. Why don’t you answer the question. How can you discuss the war in Afghanistan as a matter of geostrategic imperative when you insist we’re there because they attacked us on 9/11. Your reponse makes entirely clear the insincerity of your rejection of the argument that 9/11 was a false flag attack to justify a war of aggression.

  30. Parky

    24 May, 2010 - 6:05 pm

    “You’re not at a Klan meeting now Alfred. Kindly take off the hood and please refrain from using your racial slurs.”

    “Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel” and accusations of racism seems the penultimate.

  31. Alfred

    24 May, 2010 - 8:58 pm

    Parky,

    Re: “Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel” and accusations of racism seems the penultimate.

    Nowadays, patriotism seems often to be regarded as tantamount to racism and equal in presumed villainy.

  32. Mark Golding - Children of Iraq

    24 May, 2010 - 10:17 pm

    ‘Are you sure you’re not making that mistake of thinking that Iran’s leaders have no hardheaded geostrategic ideas of their own but produce tenth-rate propaganda…’

    No! Iran’s leaders are focused on the Afghanistan people sold out by rubles and dollars that subsidised criminals to fight Communism and later on power structures of the “Panjshiri Mafia” that elevated the persona of Massoud to national hero status.

    The remnants of Massoud’s criminal enterprises now seek absolution from their crimes against humanity by attaching themselves to their manufactured saint.

    Meanwhile the strategy is rewritten to broker deals with the Taliban by MI6 and allow them to use drug trafficking money to rearm in the hope of implosion that will allow the puppet regime to gain strength and further a master plan of regional dominance already weakened by Karzai’s refusing to play ball.

    Meanwhile our technical boys, frustrated by sheer lack of numbers are blown to pieces by more sophisticated IED’s. No wonder our top bomb disposal officer in Afghanistan has resigned over the welfare of his men – fucking chaos – instead of destroying the monster we created our anesthetised politicians are sheeple to secret intelligence services dictate.

    UN Secretary General for Afghanistan Staffan de Mistura has recognised Iran’s role in hosting several million Afghans in the past years, stated that the Islamic Republic has incurred “huge costs” in its efforts to bring stability in Afghanistan and “the UN is well aware of this.”

  33. angrysoba

    25 May, 2010 - 12:48 am

    “What the fuck are you talking about. Why don’t you answer the question. How can you discuss the war in Afghanistan as a matter of geostrategic imperative when you insist we’re there because they attacked us on 9/11. Your reponse makes entirely clear the insincerity of your rejection of the argument that 9/11 was a false flag attack to justify a war of aggression.”

    Well, I’m not really sure why I should answer your question given that you…

    a) didn’t answer any of my questions about your dubious views on immigration in the BNP thread.

    b) have brought up a topic that has its very own thread and is not supposed to be discussed here as you’ve been told many a time and yet continue to ignore. (Honestly, some people and their obsessions, eh? *eyeroll*)

    But as you ask, there is no contradiction in talking about the geostrategic location of Afghanistan. It wasn’t me who brought it up, I was responding to a point about that. The abysmal logic that leads you to conclude from that that 9/11 must therefore be an inside job – and further, that I must believe that too – is, well, abysmal but par for the course in the grasping logic of the Truthers.

    Anyway,

    It seems to me that there were two issues involved in the invasion of Afghanistan. One, to break up “al-Qaeda’s” bases there and remove the barbaric Taliban from power (and I’m sorry to those “exoticists” who think the Taliban were libertarian rebels against the New World Order, they weren’t!) and the second was to create some form of stability there. If such stability had happened then perhaps we may well have ended up seeing a few pipelines going across the country and I am in the minority who thinks that would have actually been a good thing.

    But, it didn’t happen and now the occupation force has drifted from one form of mission creep to the next.

  34. angrysoba

    25 May, 2010 - 12:49 am

    Mark, Massoud was also one of the Iranians men in Afghanistan.

    I agree that his legend has been inflated. He too was a killer after all but I don’t understand the point you are making.

  35. angrysoba

    25 May, 2010 - 2:24 am

    By the way, Alfred, this is one of my favourite videos of Bzrezinski.

    The “radical” group We Are Change asks him what he got up to at the Bilderberg group and his answer is highly amusing.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9pDY_ny6Qo

    Of course, We Are Change are apparently immune to irony and triumphantly post these videos on their website.

  36. Alfred

    25 May, 2010 - 6:47 pm

    Angry,

    So, as I understand your comment, you see 9/11 as just a fortunate “catalyzing event”, as hoped for by the neocons, to justify invasion of Afghanistan and sundry other military ventures.

    You raise some issue about immigration. I don’t know what you are talking about, but if you wish to restate it, I’ll respond to it. But don’t refer me to some long-dead thread: I have better things to do with what remains of my one and only life than to try figuring out what you may have meant when you may have asked a question in some now forgotten discussion.

    I looked at the Bzrezinski clip you referred to. Our impressions of the man are greatly at odds.

    To me, he comes across as extraodinarily and defensively arrogant: a man with a spitting contempt for his youthful audience.

    What kind of a school can Columbia be? Universities are supposed top instill a capacity for rational discourse?

    Bzrezinski treats the questioners with contempt. No doubt they are ignorant, but it is to cure ignorance, not to despise it, that a university should exist.

  37. angrysoba

    25 May, 2010 - 8:45 pm

    “So, as I understand your comment, you see 9/11 as just a fortunate “catalyzing event”, as hoped for by the neocons, to justify invasion of Afghanistan and sundry other military ventures.”

    Well, then your reading comprehension and/or understanding is pretty poor. I never actually said any of that at all. If you want to continue this discussion it will benefit you from responding to what I actually say rather than your strawman positions you set out.

    And I don’t care to talk about immigration with you again on this thread. It was predicted by Richard Robinson that you would depart the BNP voting tree thread after a few of us responded to your posts on race/intelligence and immigration and indeed you did decide to leave and haven’t returned to it since.

    You can play dumb all you want and, to be fair, you’re a natural at it.

    I’m not actually interested in continuing any discussion with you anyway as you have proven to be disingenuous at best but let me leave you with another video. This one is more entertaining than the Brzezinski one and features Stephen Colbert. Please DO watch to the end, it is good.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyhCtbAuHbk

  38. Alfred

    25 May, 2010 - 9:05 pm

    AngrySOBa

    Your good at lies and insults: necessary tools, no doubt, for a shill.

    Glad to know this will be our last exchange, I don’t enjoy being lied about.

  39. angrysoba

    25 May, 2010 - 9:37 pm

    “Your good”

    Try “You’re good”.

    Sayonara!

  40. Alfred

    25 May, 2010 - 10:42 pm

    Couldn’t keep you’re word to end the conversation, heh Angry.

    Try harder this time.

  41. glenn

    26 May, 2010 - 1:36 am

    Angrysoba: I was just flicking through the biker forums and noticed that this sort of comment is by no means uncommon:

    —-start quote

    Some makes are noticeably worse than others, and Kawasaki in my experience some of the worst. Honda probably the best of the Jap makes but still not the quality you should expect baring in mind the price we pay for our pleasures.

    —-end quote

    Notice the use of the abbreviated “Jap” in there? The guy who wrote it was not being racist in any sense. No more than the term “Brit” to describe a British person is racist.

    I don’t know if you’re overly sensitive to that particular term, but you should note that some phrases are not meant as an affront to the latest PC approved terminology by most people.

    Up in the valleys, they use the term “darkie” still to describe our those with darker skin. It’s not meant as an unkind reference. Fact of the matter is they rarely see such a person in those parts, and do not know it might cause offense.

    Don’t you think it might be jumping the gun to assume one is a regular clan meeting attendee, is using racial slurs and so on, because they used the term “Jap” ?

    Jeez, you should hear what I have to put up with for being Welsh! Every British person knows exactly what I’m talking about too.

  42. Alfred

    26 May, 2010 - 5:21 am

    Being rather dim, no doubt, it was not until seeing Glenn’s remark that it occurred to me what Angrysoba was talking about in his seeming bizarre reference to the KKK.

    But now that I am enlightened, I still believe that Angrysoba’s reference to the KKK was bizarre and offensive. Furthermore, I feel no contrition for using the term Jap with reference to Japanese convicted of war crimes during WWII.

    It was precisely because the term Jap was applied to a mighty, terrible and thus much hated foe that it acquired a derogatory connotation.

    It is surely entirely appropriate, therefore, to apply the term Jap to those who were deemed to be criminally responsible for the Japanese aggression and the atrocities committed by the Japanese during the war.

    Had it occurred to me, I would likely have referred to sundry “Huns and Japs” hanged by the sanctimonious allies after WWII, rather than “Nazis and Japs.” But there would have been no slur intended or, I think, by a reasonable person perceived, against Germans and Japanese who were not deemed war criminals.

    It might be argued that the Huns and Japs hanged as war criminals were, in fact, no worse than the worst of the Allies, and that it is, therefore, hypocritical to single them out for derogatory comment. However, first, I implied a degree of Allied hypocrisy by referring to the sanctimony of the Allied prosecution of enemy war criminals (perhaps this is what raised Angrysoba’s ire). But it is nevertheless the case, that the Hunnish and Jappish war criminals were responsible for atrocious crimes against humanity and deserved both punishment and ignominy.

  43. Alfred

    26 May, 2010 - 5:00 pm

    Although I have just asserted the propriety of using the term Jap, with whatever derogatory implication that term may have, in reference to Japanese war criminals, I believe Glenn is entirely correct in arguing that Jap is as a reasonable an abbreviation for Japanese as Brit is for British and that it has no necessary pejorative connotation.

    We all have the right, as Humpty Dumpty put it, to have words mean whatever we want them to mean, neither more nor less. It is the context that normally indicates whether a word has an intended racist, sexist or otherwise insulting or demeaning signification.

    To insist that certain words can never be used without condemnation is simply to engage in a manipulative, bullying form of political correctness the seeks to compel others to adopt one’s own, quite likely absurd or impoverished, vocabulary. Moreover, such political correctness seeks, what is impossible, to fix the meaning of words for all time.

    For example, “Canuck” was originally a derogatory term applied in New England to Quebecers who crossed the border to find work. However, as the word is now widely employed in Canada it is simply a two-syllable alternative to the four-syllable word “Canadian”.

    The acceptability of “Canuck” among Canadians was confirmed many years ago by its adoption as the name of Vancouver’s NHL hockey team.

    In North America, many boys or mens sports teams from Junior league hockey to big league baseball are call “Braves.” It is not surprising, therefore, that many girls teams called themselves “Squaws.”

    However, in recent years it was contended that “Squaw” in the Algonquin language was the native equivalent of the English “cunt,” applied only to the totality of the female personality in a derogatory sense (as in the advertising execs. 3KC, referring to a television spot featuring two housewives in a kitchen — for which explanation I am indebted to my late friend of 50 years, Postman Patel). So what was a team of settler schoolgirl hockey enthusiasts to do? Most, I believe changed their team name in embarrassment and got back to the real issue of winning the next game.

  44. Suahyl Saadi

    26 May, 2010 - 9:22 pm

    Language is indeed a fascinating, malleable thing, the text is always unstable, as Derrida used to say. Folk tales exemplify this process very well. And as some of us writers have demonstrated, I hope! I’ve already alluded to the many ‘Grape Lanes’ across England – from ‘Grope’, these were lovers’ lanes. And much more explicit ones, too. The Victorians altered the names.

    And so, the Perso-Turkish Sufi folk-wisdom character, the ‘wise idiot’, Nasiredin Hodja, becomes the Sicilian ‘Giufa’, or ‘Guha’. Giufa beleives that ‘words can only mean, what they mean’.

    Here are two (one in the next posting) links, one, to an essay on the subject and the other, to a sort of Calvino-esque story of Giufa, set in Sicily.

    http://www.josephsbox.co.uk/Logos/The%20Tale%20of%20the%20Servant.pdf

  45. Suhayl Saadi

    26 May, 2010 - 9:31 pm

    I can’t find the other one right now, will post it later. Sorry.

  46. glenn

    27 May, 2010 - 12:11 am

    Here’s an example of the use of both “Brit” and “Jap” in the same sentence, and I’m quite sure the author was not intending racist undertones:

    http://www.motorcyclenews.com/MCN/community/Forums/Categories/Topic/?&topic-id=392219

    —start

    South Wales Seaside Run

    The 22nd VMC S.Wales Section Run takes place tomorrow Sunday , 23rd May at 10:00 am . The Run starts off at the Oystercatcher Pub on the Penarth side of Cardiff Bay and routes through Penarth , Barry Island ,Vale of Glamorgan to Porthcawl and back later in the afternoon to the start . There is a good mix of Vintage , Classic Brits and Classic Japs .

    The Run usually attracts 70 machines and this could be bettered this year with such fine weather forecast .

    —end

    Should that really be construed as a racist statement? Of course not. We should be careful before assuming offence when none at all was intended, and we needlessly make unwelcome assumptions (and in turn perhaps cause offence ourselves – although in this case, I’m sure Alfred is more than capable of taking it ;)

  47. Suhayl Saadi

    27 May, 2010 - 7:08 am

    Very well put, Glenn. That’s an excellent example. I compeletely agree about the language police. In fairness, it likely that Angrysoba’s comment on the matter was made on the very background of those earlier discourses at which you hint. In other words, it wasn’t just out of the blue.

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