I am not going to publish a photo of Tiger Woods’ elbow or knee, purely because I haven’t got one. But if anyone can send me one, I shall gladly show you his knee and therefore render myself liable to imprisonment by the infamously ludicrous old fool Mr Justice Eady, who has the same attachment to freedom of speech as Stalin.
The famously fascist Eady
has just made it illegal to publish in England a photo of “any naked part of the Claimant’s body”, the claimant being Tiger Woods.
Justice Eady has also made it illegal to publish or communicate or copy or disclose the Order he made, according to paragraph 5 of the order you can find here.
Damn, I just disclosed it. That’s me off to jail, folks. It really might be – Justice Eady is indeed that stupid. Why is it a crime to show contempt for a court, when they are headed by persons as contempible as Justice Eady?
Speaking of arseholes, Tiger Woods has used Schillings to obtain this quite spectacular order, in which everybody in the world is covered by the word “defendant” (that really is true – Eady claims universal jurisdiction and even awarded damages against an Icelandic professor ofr publishing something on a university website in Iceland about another Icelander). Schillings are the law firn who terrified my publisher out of publishing “The Catholic Orangemen of Togo” on behalf of hired killer and liar Tim Spicer, and who got this website shut down for a few days on behalf of convicted racketeer and blackmailer Alisher Usmanov.
I was remarkably sympathetic to Tiger Woods. Any man who lives with blonde twin sisters is doing something right. But look at the company in which he has chosen to put himself by turning to Schillings. No honest person could stand the stink of Schillings.
Interestingly, although Eady’s order specifically states it must not be disclosed, the Guardian is stating it is not a super-injunction.