Thanks to Blairwatch for this, which falls into the absolutely too wonderful to be true category.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007290466,00.html
It is of course from The Sun, which generally means it is unlikely to be true, except that the Sun do not insult New Labour unless they have to, and go out of their way to limit that aspect of the damage. Epitomises the oozing sleaze that is NuLab. But why pretend they had a title, when they could have just bought one from Lord Levy?