Here, from the famous back of my envelope, is my predicted result as percentage of votes cast in the UK in tonight’s Euro polls:
Conservative 29
Lib Dem 24
UKIP 17
New Labour 16
Green 6
Nationalists 4
BNP 2
Other 2
Gordon Brown has just done a triumphalist New Labour rally in Newham which was perhaps the most surrealistic thing ever to have happened in British politics. Really, deeply weird.