The Telegraph’s list of 16 things that make a person “common” in Britain


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    Brian Red

      By Natasha Leake in the Telegraph:

      1. Wearing a tie clip high up
      2. Liquid soap
      3. Eating on the street
      4. Holding a knife like a pen
      5. Mounted television sets
      6. Applying makeup in public
      7. Some kinds of gin and tonic
      8. Prosecco instead of champagne
      9. Eating on the Tube
      10. Personalised number plates
      11. Zoopla and Rightmove
      12. Hot tubs
      13. The Great British Bake Off
      14. Trainers
      15. Buying portraits of unknown people
      16. Salted caramel

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      1-6 are obvious although 5 should be extended to all TV sets whether mounted or not. Having a TV set is as cormon as muck.

      I don’t really understand 7, but it can be extended to all gin and tonic for all I care.

      8-15 are also obvious, except

      * 13: Leake’s distaste towards the use of “bake” as a noun probably stems from an ignorance of Caribbean culture;

      * 14: Black or very dark trainers are fine. It’s white or flashy ones that are common.

      As for 16 – She’s wrong about 16!!! Salted caramel is fine!!!

      #104985 Reply
      Brian Red

        Correction: Leake got all this from William Hanson:

        https://archive.is/zjycB

        #105139 Reply
        Clark

          Brian Red, further to our discussion that began here; I think we agree that the political, commercial and mass media classes deceive on behalf of accumulations of capital. However, precisely how they deceive, i.e. what the various powers can get away with, is constrained by reality, and in this respect economics, foreign policy, and science are very different.

          Our previous discussions have been inharmonious, so I suggest we proceed carefully, point by point, to establish a foundation upon which we agree.

          For background regarding the interplay between science and mass media, I again recommend Bad Science by Ben Goldacre. If you have read it, please tell me what you thought of it. If not, would you do so?

          #105142 Reply
          Clark

            Ah, I see “Brian Red” has announced their departure. But they did that before when posting as ‘N_’, with a little yellow flower avatar and the word ‘Marxist’.

            #105144 Reply
            Pigeon English

              Liquid soap is the best thing after sliced bread.

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