49 thoughts on “Jack Thwarted

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  • Suhayl Saadi

    Jacko, you seem like a vampire! Watch the teeth… Anyone got a bunch of garlic and a mirror? Crucifixes don’t seem to work any more since heavy metal guitarists started wearing them.

  • Jack Straw

    TheA1mighty

    The curry I used to bribe those Pakistanis with was made of Iraqi corpses.

    I you guys would have bothered to find out where the meat had come from you would have known that.

  • Suhayl Saadi

    !A ghoul! Jacko, thou art sick in the gut and thou needest a dose of prime Victorian laxative.

    or else, perhaps, an invasion of DALEKS!

  • Jack Straw

    The Daleks have voted me their leader, and all it took was some chicken curry paid for by your taxes!

  • Jack Straw

    And do you know what?

    That Curry wasn’t even Hallal!

    At least not HMC certified Hallal.

    But like you petty little punjabis, those Daleks took my word for it, without checking where I got the curry from!!!!

  • Richard Robinson

    “Do Daleks dream”

    That was me. The browser doesn’t “remember me” if I close it down & start it up again, of course. Duh.

  • Suhayl Saadi

    The Dalek is back! And now there are two Daleks! They are multiplying just like Alfred’s non-Anglo-Saxon cohorts. Dalek Zindabad! I will not be turmeric, I will be fenugreek! This will be hot, this will be very hot! Dalek-sahb, please descend upon Jack Straw and eat him.

  • Dalek Sahb

    WE WILL LET THE LAB-ER SUP-PORT-ERS IN BLACK BURN EAT HIM, IN EX-CHANGE FOR THEIR VOTES! WE WILL BE YOUR NEW ELECT-ED GOV-ERN-MENT.

    WE HAVE A MUCH BIG-GER CHANCE OF WINNING THAN THE LIB-ER-AL DEM-O-CRATS.

  • Dalek Sahab

    FEED BLACK-BURN

    LET THEM KNOW IT IS ELEC-TION TIME AGAIN!

    IT IS ELEC-TION TIME!

    THERE IS A NEED TO BE AF-RAID!

    AT ELEC-TION TIME,

    WE LET IN THE MUS-LIMS AND FEED THEM

    IN OUR WORD OF PLENTY

    WE CAN SPREAD THE TABLES

    THROW THE FOOD IN TO YOUR MOUTHS IT IS ELEC-TION TIME

    BUT CAST YOUR VOTES

    VOTE FOR THE ONES WHO FEED YOU

    AT ELECTION TIME IT IS HARD

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