510 thoughts on “The Art of Pigsticking

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  • Republicofscotland

    “Nott really. Seems to have been a combination of large amounts of alcohol, possibly some drugs, and your mates egging you on. Could have happened to any of us.”
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    Anon1

    Not really! Oh I forgot average Joe has a pigs head kicking about on nights out with his mates.

    It could happen to any of us….What! So wee granny Smith at the bingo with her pensioner friends gets pissed and shoves her #$&*+ in a pigs mouth….and shouts oink…oink….bingo.

  • Habbbakuk (combat cant)

    Macky

    Welcome back – did you have a nice weekend?

    Have you read Bevin’s post on Greece (14h21)? It would appear that there has been little coordination between the two of you.

  • Anon1

    “Plenty of good humour here: were your posts particulary repellant and offensive by any chance?”

    Not really. I said this story has legs. Deleted.

    I said it would be fuuny to see the left getting all po-faced about it. Deleted.

    I also said Corby stuck it in Diane Abbott. SORRY.

    You can only choose to take offence, MJ. I can’t give it.

  • Sixer

    Habbabkuk 2:14 pm

    I think the first condoms were made of linen, actually. Condom use is relatively recent. The earliest contraceptives were mostly used by women: natural spermicides such as honey.

  • Republicofscotland

    Anonymous army general threatens to overthrow Corbyn if he becomes PM. Banana Republic style tactics.

    The incognito general went on to say

    ‘The Army just wouldn’t stand for it. The general staff would not allow a prime minister to jeopardise the security of this country and I think people would use whatever means possible, fair or foul, to prevent that. You can’t put a maverick in charge of a country’s security.

    Cameron was among the first to lead the attacks when he tweeted last Sunday following Corbyn’s election that the Labour party led by Corbyn was a “threat to our national security, our economic security and your family’s security”.

    During the week, Corbyn’s support for withdrawing Britain from Nato, scrapping the renewal of Trident and scaling back the size of the military also came under fire.

    http://www.thenational.scot/news/inquiry-call-after-army-generals-warning-of-mutiny-if-jeremy-corbyn-becomes-prime-minister.7821

  • Anon1

    “I have been to Wales many times and know a lot of Welsh people and I can say with some degree of certainty that the Welsh do not have sex with pigs.”

    Fair point, Fred.

  • Sixer

    Anon1 2:36 pm and 2:47pm.

    I’m not pretending! Bestiality is not usual in any other hazing rituals other than those of the British upper class. I think you know that really and are just enjoying your needling. However, such defences of NOT normal behaviour as mere high jinks take on an entirely different flavour when, as today, they are employed in the defence of the PM by his Tory MP peers. In public. With the great unwashed watching. Without a single, tiny clue how that makes them appear to the vast majority of the electorate.

    But I can join you in laughing at a news cycle that has gone from an ascetic old man in a market-bought vest having the most magic penis in politics, to the smooth, privileged holder of the highest office in the land apparently thinking that porcine necrophilia is a bog standard rite of passage.

    It’s like something out of JG Ballard.

  • Republicofscotland

    “With the above in mind, I think I would rather give house room to a pig than to……no, I shan’t say it.”
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    Habby.

    Not like you to be reticent, I mean you’re not shy about swearing in here….. go on say it….lol.

  • Habbbakuk (combat cant)

    Bevin (14h21)

    “The election result, which shows an astonishingly high-in Greek terms- rate of abstention shows that the Greek electorate realises that its Parliament is no longer sovereign. It matters little, where this is the case, which party divides the spoils of office.
    This is not dissimilar from the election result in Britain where the abstention rate reflects the popular suspicion that-appearances notwithstanding-‘they are all the same’”
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    But you see, Bevin, not all the parties were “the same” at this Greek election.

    There was a new party called “Laiki Enotita” which had been formed to combat austerity and, specifically, to reject the third Memorandum. It was founded by former SYRIZA MPs who opposed the Tspras govt’s acceptance of the third Memorandum.

    Now, at the election that party could not even attract 3% of the votes cast and therefore will have no MPs in the next Parliament.

    Furthermore, if its policies had been popular with the oppressed masses, then surely the abstention rate would have been much lower and Laiki Enotita would have benefitted from more votes.

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    Conclusion 1 : there was a “different” party but the electorate was obviously not attracted by its prospectus

    Conclusion 2 : people like you will always find an excuse when what you prophesied and hoped does not come about

    Conclusion 3 : you are a fool. And a lying fool to boot.

  • Republicofscotland

    ” Resident Postman clocks in. Now here’s where it starts going downhill.”
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    Salutations to you as well, Villager.

  • Anon1

    Macky to Habbabkuk:

    “The only person you’ve “got” is yourself, as from the moment Syriza appeared on the scene you have been rubbishing them, firstly as unelectable, then as traitors who will be put on trial !

    Instead they have won yet another election, so how much must that gall you, especially with your farcial claims of your expertise in Greek politics ! :-D”

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    Won on a low turnout as a pro-austerity party. Just like the Tories in fact! 😀

  • Habbbakuk (combat cant)

    Oepublicofscotland

    ““With the above in mind, I think I would rather give house room to a pig than to……no, I shan’t say it.”
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    Habby.

    Not like you to be reticent, I mean you’re not shy about swearing in here….. go on say it….lol.
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    OK then. How about

    “With the above in mind, I think I would rather give house room to a pig than to Republicofscoland, RobG and Fedpup”

    Not that I think Republicofscotland, RobG and Fedup met the high standards required of a swear word of course.
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    Habby.

    Not like you to be reticent, I mean you’re not shy about swearing in here….. go on say it….lol.

  • Republicofscotland

    Oh dear this will upset Fred…….sorry Fred, at least no pigs were harmed.

    London Labour in Scotland, have signalled a major change on their stance on independence after their leader Kezia Dugdale said the party’s politicians should be allowed to campaign in its favour in the event of another referendum.

    I myself was suprised by Miss Dugdale’s comment, I wasn’t surprised however to learn that around 30% of Labour MSP’s voted yes to indy.

    However the Margaret Thatcher wannabe Ruth Davidson,(both pictured on or in a tank) is furious with Miss Dugdale’s latest comment.

    http://www.thenational.scot/politics/kezia-dugdale-u-turns-and-says-shell-allow-labour-politicians-to-back-a-yes-vote.7806

  • Habbbakuk (combat cant)

    Macky

    “Here’s a real expert on Greece;

    https://www.byline.com/column/11/article/405
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    Yes, that’s a good article and I would agree with much of what the man says. I recommend that others read it.

    Not quite sure why you say “a real expert of Greece” though, because as far as I can see his article, although obviously longer than my couple of posts, doesn’t contradict or invalidate anything I’ve written, does it? In fact, I think it rather confirms much of what I wrote.

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    Anyway : given the fact that Mr Tsipras was elected on a lower turnout than Mr Cameron and that his party attracted a lower percentage of the vote than did the Conservatives in the UK election, do you agree that you should now cease questioning the legitimacy of the Cameron govt?

    A courteous, reasoned reply would be appreciated if you can manage it.

  • Republicofscotland

    “OK then. How about

    “With the above in mind, I think I would rather give house room to a pig than to Republicofscoland, RobG and Fedpup”

    Not that I think Republicofscotland, RobG and Fedup met the high standards required of a swear word of course.”
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    Oink! You made a pigs foot of that one Habby.

  • fred

    “Oh dear this will upset Fred…….sorry Fred, at least no pigs were harmed.”

    Doesn’t bother me any, there isn’t going to be another referendum.

  • Habbbakuk (combat cant)

    Macky

    “from the moment Syriza appeared on the scene you have been rubbishing them, firstly as unelectable, then as traitors who will be put on trial !”
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    Neither of those two accusations is true, Macky. But I know you’re somewhat tired after your weekend.

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    “Instead they have won yet another election, so how much must that gall you,”

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    On the contrary, Macky. You should have read my recent posts more carefully even though you are quite tired after your weekend.

    I am pleased that SYRIZA – purged of its unrealistic, extremely left-wing, demagogic fringe (aka “Laiki Enotita”) – has returned to power because this will probably mean a period of badly-need (relative)political stability in Greece.

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    PS – what WERE you up to this weekend, eh? 🙂

  • Alcyone

    Robert your General Erection crack reminds me of this:

    True Golda Meir stories, allegedly.

    “Once, when Israeli Prime Minister Golda Meir met with President Richard Nixon, he told her that he would trade any three American generals for Israeli General Moshe Dayan. “OK,” she said, “I’ll take General Motors, General Electric and General Dynamics.”

    and

    “Also, Meir once said this about Moses: “Let me tell you something that we Israelis have against Moses. He took us 40 years through the desert in order to bring us to the one spot in the Middle East that has no oil!”

  • Republicofscotland

    Not content with robbing the taxpayer over the sale of the post office, and RBS, which has partially gone, the oinker Gideon Osborne has lined up the sale of the Green Investment Bank.

    George Osborne’s intended sell-off includes the Green Investment Bank (GIB), which the former Tory-Lib Dem coalition government set up from scratch with £3.8 billion of your money, and which opened its doors in 2012. Amazingly, though in business for only three years, the GIB is already making a profit for the taxpayer.

    So who’s in line to get a slice of the profit making bank…you? me? No chance.

    GIB shares will not be offered for sale to the general public but will be “placed” privately with two big institutional investors, including a foreign sovereign wealth fund.

    They say pigs are greedy b*stards….a trait in common with Tories, and troughing Red Tories.

    http://www.thenational.scot/comment/george-kerevan-is-george-osborne-ready-to-sell-off-the-profitable-green-investment-bank.7788

  • Ba'al Zevul

    Osborne’s alternative career beckons: pigpocket. Sorry….

    Tears of regret come into my eyes when I remember that three lions or leopards, or whatever they are, sprawl in a fantastic and foreign way across the arms of England. We ought to have three pigs passant, gardiant, or on gules. It breaks my heart to think that four commonplace lions are couched around the base of the Nelson Column. There ought to be four colossal Hampshire hogs to keep watch over so national a spot.

    GK Chesterton, linked above.

  • Republicofscotland

    “Also, Meir once said this about Moses: “Let me tell you something that we Israelis have against Moses. He took us 40 years through the desert in order to bring us to the one spot in the Middle East that has no oil!”
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    Oh no need to worry about oil, I’m sure Israel will steal it all from the Gaza Strip. Im sure Givot Olam, has no intentions to “Givot” to any Palestinian.

    http://muftah.org/new-oil-found-by-israel-should-belong-to-palestine/#.VgAWK2hwZct

    Moses wasn’t so bad, it could’ve been worse, Aaron could’ve came down and seen a Golden Pig, instead of a calf…..oink.

  • giyane

    Why did Lord Ashcroft call it ‘ a private part of his anatomy ‘? Privatised possibly but clearly no privacy.

  • giyane

    The trolls seem to know a lot of good Jewish jokes, but oh, I forgot Zionists, are not the same as Jews.

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