Massive Growth in Non-Existent Crime 227


It is lead news in every outlet of the mainstream media today that there is a massive increase in terrorism – as everyone can plainly see from all the bodies littering our streets.

I can also tell you that there is a massive increase in the threat of deadly asteroids about to hit Britain and destroy us all. My unimpeachable evidence for the existence of this massive asteroid threat is my own anti-asteroid activity. I and my dedicated team have visited 268 sites this year where we thought an asteroid was about to strike. That represents a 40% increase on our activity last year and therefore the media can say a 40% increase in the asteroid threat.

Thankfully due to the brilliance and never-ceasing vigilance of my anti-asteroid team the world has been saved. We can continue to do this if given a further 15% budget increase to 32 billion pounds and the right to arrest anyone anytime who looks a bit dusky, and take Theresa May to pose in their home.

There will also be a new crime of denying that asteroids are dangerous or looking at videos and pictures of asteroids. Anybody found guilty of looking at asteroids in other countries will be found guilty of treason and hung drawn and quartered.


227 thoughts on “Massive Growth in Non-Existent Crime

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  • Republicofscotland

    The string of beheadings of American and British hostages at the hands of the Islamic State has drawn horror and intense media scrutiny the world over, redoubling international determination to defeat the extremist group.

    But with IS dominating headlines, it is easy to forget that Saudi Arabia, a member of the UN’s Human Rights Council and a close ally of America in the war against the Islamist fighters, is itself routinely carrying out the practice of beheading.

    Since January of this year, 59 people have been beheaded in Saudi Arabia under the country’s antiquated legal system based primarily around sharia law.
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    What does it say about the UN and its farcical councils, when Saudi Arabia can behead 59 people and yet still be part of its Human Rights Council. 59 people beheaded yet not one daily newspaper or TV new station carries the stories of any of them, yet the false flag beheading of westerners was shoved down our throats 24/7.

    https://news.vice.com/article/saudi-arabia-beheaded-59-people-so-far-this-year-but-hardly-anyone-is-talking-about-it

  • Republicofscotland

    Somebody is Capitalising on Ebola.
    Obama just refused to stop flights into the US from the stricken countries.
    The US reaction lacks seriousness,urgency or even a sense of alarm.
    Despite having made lots of mistakes so far they seem determined to keep making them.
    This is not a real pandemic !!
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    I think the idea is to whip up enough fear and panic, that the government will force people to be inoculated with some half-arsed serum created by big pharma, the huge profits will then be split by both. in the meantime more strict, and democracy curtailing laws, will be passed under the name of public protection.

    America the land of the free.

    Whats more worrying is that other countries could follow suit and force its denizens to be inoculated, to halt the threat of the non-threat Ebola virus.

  • Ben E. Geserit Muad'Dib Further Confounding Gender Speculators

    Still asking for an explicit moderation policy, Mods.

  • Peacewisher

    Dave Allen. LOL :)))

    Sums it up perfectly.

    “Ours is not to question why
    Ours is just to do or die”

    – something I remember from my childhood.

  • Republicofscotland

    Starting in the early days of the Cold War (late 40’s), the CIA began a secret project called Operation Mockingbird, with the intent of buying influence behind the scenes at major media outlets and putting reporters on the CIA payroll, which has proven to be a stunning ongoing success.

    The CIA effort to recruit American news organizations and journalists to become spies and disseminators of propaganda, was headed up by Frank Wisner, Allen Dulles, Richard Helms, and Philip Graham (publisher of The Washington Post). Wisner had taken Graham under his wing to direct the program code-named Operation Mockingbird and both have presumably committed suicide.

    Media assets will eventually include ABC, NBC, CBS, Time, Newsweek, Associated Press, United Press International (UPI), Reuters, Hearst Newspapers, Scripps-Howard, Copley News Service, etc. and 400 journalists, who have secretly carried out assignments according to documents on file at CIA headquarters, from intelligence-gathering to serving as go-betweens.

    The CIA had infiltrated the nation’s businesses, media, and universities with tens of thousands of on-call operatives by the 1950’s. CIA Director Dulles had staffed the CIA almost exclusively with Ivy League graduates, especially from Yale with figures like George Herbert Walker Bush from the “Skull and Crossbones” Society.
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    An excellent starter point for anyone who wants more info on the beginnings and make up of the CIA, and how they recruited the media to help them, fool the American public.

    http://www.prisonplanet.com/analysis_louise_01_03_03_mockingbird.html

  • Peacewisher

    @RoS: The film “The Good Shepherd” portrayed a thought-provoking history into the early days of the CIA.

  • Ben E. Geserit Muad'Dib Further Confounding Gender Speculators

    Those who think ebola is being ‘hyped’ haven’t been following the story. It’s quite the opposite. As per usual, our betters feel it’s necessary to protect us from ‘scary’ things that might lead to panic and public unrest. The whole idea behind power is; control the population. CDC has reflexively tried to tamp the threat down by such foolish expressions as ‘zero chance’ of an outbreak. But the incompetence has revealed public concern to have a basis. They treat us like children who must be protected by the ‘adults’, but their condescension is transparent.

  • Ben E. Geserit Muad'Dib Further Confounding Gender Speculators

    “The World Health Organisation has admitted mishandling the early stages of the Ebola outbreak in west Africa, saying it failed to recognise the risks of the disease in the fragile states of Guinea, Liberia and Sierra Leone.

    “Nearly everyone involved in the outbreak response failed to see some fairly plain writing on the wall,” says a draft internal document obtained by the Associated Press. Experts should have realised that the conventional way of containing an Ebola outbreak would not work in a region with porous borders and broken health systems.”

    http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/oct/17/world-health-organisation-botched-ebola-outbreak

    Bureaucracies are inherently stupid, autocratic and incompetent. CDC, chief amongst them.

  • Habbabkuk (La vita è bella) !

    Republicofscotland

    “Since January of this year, 59 people have been beheaded in Saudi Arabia under the country’s antiquated legal system based primarily around sharia law.
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    What does it say about the UN and its farcical councils, when Saudi Arabia can behead 59 people and yet still be part of its Human Rights Council. 59 people beheaded yet not one daily newspaper or TV new station carries the stories of any of them, yet the false flag beheading of westerners was shoved down our throats 24/7.”
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    Agree that this is not a nice practice.

    Tell me, RoS : are you against just this aspect of sharia law or are you against sharia law in general, and what do you think about the existence of sharia courts in the UK?

  • Mary ₪ ₪ ₪ ₪ ₪ ₪ ₪ ₪ ₪

    A stenographer to power writes on Sky News

    David Cameron Struggling With Mad, Bad World
    A clearly frustrated David Cameron has rebuked countries which are failing to help tackle the ebola outbreak in West Africa

    Friday 17 October 2014
    Sam Kiley
    Foreign Affairs Editor

    He looked tired. He looked angry. And he sounded close to dismay.

    David Cameron, like so many global leaders, is struggling with rhetoric to describe a world that has gone mad, and bad.

    The latest horror is the threat that the jungle fever, ebola, may become a pandemic.

    …..

    and of course Agent Cameron himself has done nothing to make the world mad and bad.

    http://news.sky.com/story/1355155/david-cameron-struggling-with-mad-bad-world

    Crap.

  • Ben E. Geserit Muad'Dib Further Confounding Gender Speculators

    “Hopefully, you are in the mood for two more big CDC lies, because they really are quite important. From the 9/30 CDC statement: “People are not contagious after exposure unless they develop symptoms.” This is a lie for three basic reasons. First, the studies that inform the CDC’s professed certainty on this issue relied upon analyses of previous outbreaks of then-known known Ebola variants. The current strain, as stated here early on, is novel – genetically as well as geographically. Second, the distinction between “incubation” and “visible symptoms” is a continuum, not discrete in nature; a few droplets might not be rain, but they’re not indicative of fully clear skies either – so the boundary drawn by the CDC is, like nearly everything else the U.S. government does, arbitrary. Third, as even rank amateurs at statistics know, previous outbreaks have consisted of too few cases to confidently rule out small but consequential probabilities of asymptomatic transmission – completely leaving aside the fact that we have a new genetic variant of Ebola to deal with. ”

    http://www.sott.net/article/286640-The-latest-US-government-lies-Risk-of-Ebola-airborne-contagion

  • Habbabkuk (La vita è bella) !

    “Ben E. Geserit Muad’Dib Further Confounding Gender Speculators

    18 Oct, 2014 – 4:01 pm”
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    It would be soooo nice to be able to get well past 4pm without seeing that the California Nazi has clocked in, regular as clockwork, to regale us with his daily load of drivel.

    Alistair Cooke he definitely is not! 🙂

  • Ben E. Geserit Muad'Dib Further Confounding Gender Speculators

    “Tariq Ali: So in fact the WHO, because of governmental policies, and the priorities of the Washington consensus, i.e.. neoliberalism, privatisation of medicine, inability to control Big Phgarma, has effectively ditched what it used to do? In the sense that it can’t do what needs to be done, shore up, strengthen, build if necessary in some of these countries public health systems.

    Allyson Pollock: Well, there is a very important paper recently in the British Medical Journal, I think by David Legg, which actually sets out what has been happening to the WHO over two decades where the US refuse to give the funding that it should have done and then what you have is when Western governments and the US come in, they tie it to conditionalities, which is usually around the Bill & Melinda Gates priorities and not around the essential public health priories and the WHO has its hands tied. And actually it is the world health organisation, it has got the law making powers and yet it has never exercised these functions we are talking about democratic deficits that are happening when large global funds like the Gates Fund or the Buffett Fund can actually determine what the world priorities are and so distort what the priorities should be for public health because it is tied to the economics, they need to industrialise, they need to medicalise and they need to pharmaceuticalise. But there is a big backlash coming, a big backlash in the Western world, much more critical thought about the ethicacy and the safety and the appropriateness of the drugs and vaccines and medications and this group is beginning to be more and more articulate and more and more and more concerned. But one of the big problems is that because of this huge amount of money that the Bill & Melinda Gates Fund have, is that the technicians, like myself, the public health tribes, have been captured because of their success in predicated upon getting jobs, or research, tied to the interests of the Global Fund. So the critical thought is being hollowed out and so at the same time are the essential public health functions because public health is there as Ibsen would say, to be the enemy of the people, but actually it is there to be critical, to appraise and to think rationally and to remind everybody about what the social determinance of health are, and it is not rocket science. It doesn’t need magic potions or millions of dollars spent on genetics and the laboratories, it needs very, very basic things, but they are essential because they are what the public health infrastructures are built on.”

    http://www.counterpunch.org/2014/10/10/the-origins-of-the-ebola-crisis/

  • Habbabkuk (La vita è bella) !

    Mary

    “David Cameron, like so many global leaders, is struggling with rhetoric to describe a world that has gone mad, and bad.

    The latest horror is the threat that the jungle fever, ebola, may become a pandemic.”
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    Verbal incontinence yet again, ending with the above:

    You might say a lot of things about David Cameron but even you must admit that he can’t be held responsible for the outbreak?

    And yes, before you remind us, they are not your words but those of your cut-and-paste.

  • Ben E. Geserit Muad'Dib Further Confounding Gender Speculators

    MODS; Still waiting for the formula of unannounced and arbitrary deletions.

  • Mary ₪ ₪ ₪ ₪ ₪ ₪ ₪ ₪ ₪

    The rats are jumping ship.

    Londoners Diary: Tony Blair is on the hunt for a new spin wizard

    Moving on: Tony Blair needs a new PR. Could it be a job for Matthew Freud?
    17 October 2014

    Tony Blair needs a new PR. The former PM is without a shield now that his comms supremo, Rachel Grant, has left after three years. Grant has joined management consultants McKinsey while head hunters have been hired to find someone to fill her shoes.

    Grant started in 2012 to a flurry of briefing that Blair was preparing to “re-engage” with British politics and was brought into his inner circle in an effort to boost his profile and his reputation in the UK. However, her move to McKinsey, many would argue, comes as she has only achieved half the brief.

    Grant’s departure follows shortly after that of journalist and social entrepreneur Martin Bright, who managed just five months working for the Tony Blair Faith Foundation before resigning and writing a tell-all article about the former PM’s PR-obsessed “government-in-waiting”.

    /..
    http://www.standard.co.uk/news/londoners-diary/londoners-diary-tony-blair-is-on-the-hunt-for-a-new-spin-wizard-9802580.html

    PS Bright was of course political editor of the Jewish Chronicle.

  • Ben E. Geserit Muad'Dib Further Confounding Gender Speculators

    ” but those of your cut-and-paste.”

    Oh if only you would cut/paste. It would be a contribution tiers above your pay-grade.

  • Habbabkuk (La vita è bella) !

    RepublicOfWildRavings

    “An excellent starter point for anyone who wants more info on the beginnings and make up of the CIA, and how they recruited the media to help them, fool the American public.”
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    To “fool” the American public against what, ROWR – the threat of communism?

    For Heaven’s sake see someone about your incontinence!

  • Habbabkuk (La vita è bella) !

    Another thunderbolt and momentous revelation from the Jew-hater:

    “PS Bright was of course political editor of the Jewish Chronicle.”
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    Of course! Are you sure he wasn’t related to the Rothschilds and a Bilderberger as well?

  • DoNNyDarKo

    Re Ebola: Cuba sent hundreds of doctors and medical personnel. The US sent 3000 marines.
    No doubt the razor wire will cut the virus in two,and the strains that squeeze through will be shot on sight….. Bit like putting up a perimeter fence to keep out radiation.
    Surely the US cannot be as incompetent as they seem to be ?? Oder ?

    They are showing the same professionalism in Iraq and Syria.What happened to shock n awe ?
    ISIS begin training in rusty old Mig 23’s and the US stand idly by.Big targets for the half blind…. or half a man with a Manpad !!
    But the real Arab in the wood pile is the fact that the scorn of these hardened jihadists, nor their rhetoric is ever pointed toward the promised land.If they want Syria, the Golan Heights are fair game and Syria are they not?.Shebaa farms? What about Jerusalem and Al Aqsa Mosque ? Nope…. its almost as if Israel doesn’t exist……
    I just think its all a sham and working out the way they want things to work…. and they is the US of A and frenz.

  • Habbabkuk (La vita è bella) !

    Ben

    “MODS; Still waiting for the formula of unannounced and arbitrary deletions.”
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    And I’m still telling you : chuck it, Smith!

    Are you stupid or something, Benny?

    The Mods have already said, at least three times, that they do not intend to justify why they have deleted something!

    If you can’t accept it, why don’t stop whining and frequent someone else’s blog?

    Or if you feel you have to whine, do it on Squonk’s blog as in the past.

  • Habbabkuk (La vita è bella) !

    Wiener Schnitzel

    “Re Ebola: Cuba sent hundreds of doctors and medical personnel.”
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    Source, please.

  • Ben E. Geserit Muad'Dib Further Confounding Gender Speculators

    “I just think its all a sham and working out the way they want things to work…. and they is the US of A and frenz.”

    ISIS and ebola are not controllable. Like the weather, we can attempt to predict, but it is not controllable.

    ‘Reap what you sow’

    ‘Sow the wind. Reap the whirlwind”

    But maybe they don’t care about control anymore.

  • Ben E. Geserit Muad'Dib Further Confounding Gender Speculators

    MODS; Still waiting for the formula of unannounced and arbitrary deletions

  • Republicofscotland

    Tell me, RoS : are you against just this aspect of sharia law or are you against sharia law in general, and what do you think about the existence of sharia courts in the UK?
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    Yes I agree Sharia law has no place, in the UK, its an antiquated, practice of biblical proportions, and it has no place in modern society.

  • Republicofscotland

    To “fool” the American public against what, ROWR – the threat of communism?

    For Heaven’s sake see someone about your incontinence!
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    Pity put aside your many longwinded dross filled comments in one you actually sounded, interesting, and thoughtful, pity you’re back to acting the fool so soon, what is they say about an old dog and new tricks.

  • Mary ₪ ₪ ₪ ₪ ₪ ₪ ₪ ₪ ₪

    What an unpleasant person the troll is with so much hate in his heart. No thoughts about that baby that died in Gaza, just a critique of the poem I posted. Now I am called a Jew hater for saying that Bright worked for the JC. Calling others by stupid names. Insults all round. Tells us nothing. Contributes even less.

    If anyone should be banned or have their comments deleted, it is he. He is already banned on Squonk incidentally.

  • Ben E. Geserit Muad'Dib Further Confounding Gender Speculators

    ” He is already banned on Squonk incidentally.”

    And he childishly shat hisself over that. Imagine his complaint with GCHQ if Craig did the same. If sofia somehow hit the red button I would like to know what that button is.

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